LSPD · DISPATCH 11-99 $BUSTED
Busted
Paper hands taken into custody
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Convicted

Arrest Report

Case No. 0420-6900 · Precinct: Bonding Curve · Status: HELD

Charges Filed

  • Panic selling in the first degree−68% felony
  • Jeeting the exact bottom2 counts
  • Fading the narrativemisdemeanor
  • Paper-handed conductrepeat offender
  • Leaving the trenches earlyaggravated
  • Selling to feed the botsw/ intent
  • Tweeting "it's over" pre-pump+ resisting gains
Bail set at1 (one) diamond hand Posted byConviction

Booked

ID #BUSTED-001 Suspect mugshot — apprehended under spotlight
SUSPECT: The Jeeter
ALIAS:   "Weak Hands"
CRIME:   Sold the dip
VERDICT: Should've held

Out here, only one kind of degen gets BUSTED: the one who sold. Lights hit, sirens scream, and the paper hands get marched off in cuffs while the holders walk free. Don't get caught slipping. Don't get booked. Don't get BUSTED — hold.

1

Lawyer Up

Grab Phantom wallet (phantom.com). Your one phone call.

2

Post Bail

Load SOL into Phantom from any exchange. That's the bail money.

3

Make the Trade

Hit pump.fun, paste the CA below, swap SOL for $BUSTED.

4

Stay Free

Hold. Diamond hands never get booked. Jeeters do.

CA: COMING_SOON_PASTE_PUMPFUN_MINT_HERE
Make bail · Don't get busted (buy) Charges dropped for holders only
Contract address copied — you made bail